The House Party
a Multi-Million Dollar
Enterprise Can't Stop
Four Loko tried to take this domain. They lost.
Mentor, OH
Exact address: 000 Somewhere Rd
Released the moment your RSVP is processed.
8PM
Competitions can begin as early as 8:30PM.
Pizza + 1 Loko
Pizza for everybody and exactly one (1) Four Loko per guest. Beyond that, you're on your own supply chain — BYO whatever else you need.
Room for ~5
There are about five spots to sleep as needed. No drinking and driving, so plan accordingly.
Sign up on the RSVP so we can seed the brackets before you're in no condition to be seeded. Official line-ups get posted in the house — that board is the only schedule there is.
Doubles, in the sun room, partners drawn at random. Re-racks allowed, elbow rule enforced by whoever is loudest. $50 to the winning team.
Random doubles, in the garage. Four cans, four corners, one ping pong ball. $50 to the winning team.
One 12 oz beer — beer, not a Four Loko — against the clock, not each other. One timed run, Chase Kern on the watch, no do-overs. $20 to the fastest.
Four to a race on the big screen, winner advances, last racer standing takes it. Tommy runs it — the exact format gets set and posted once the RSVPs close. $20 to the ultimate winner.
Short list. Read it once so nobody has to yell it over the music.
Two spots to put it: down the left side of the driveway or on the right side of the street. Keep the driveway single file, nose-to-tail — that's what keeps anyone from getting parked in.
Come in through the front door. Not the garage, not the side gate, not the back slider. Front door only so we can actually keep track of who's here.
The address goes out only after your RSVP is processed. No RSVP, no address. Don't be the person texting "where is this" at 9PM.
The list closes Tuesday, November 24th at 11:59 PM EST — the Tuesday before, because that's when the pizza and the cans get ordered. The form shuts off at midnight and there's no late lane.
If you're drinking, you're not driving. There are about five sleeping spots, first come, first served — no reservations, so line up a ride before you show up in case they're gone.
Fill this out and the exact address comes straight to you. Takes about forty seconds — considerably less time than the chugging time trial.
The list locked at 11:59 PM EST on Tuesday, November 24th. Pizza's counted, cans are claimed, and the brackets are drawn.
If you think you should be on it anyway, text whoever invited you — that's the only door left.
RSVP received. Watch for a text with the exact address — it goes out once we process the list.
Park left side of the driveway or right side of the street — single file in the driveway. Come in the front door. See you November 27th.